It's hard for me to watch college sports anymore.
I used to enjoy following Clemson, because that's where I grew up, cheering for the likes of Buddy Gore and Butch Zetazelo, in the days before the Tiger Paw was invented. As a teenager, I could ride my Schwinn 10-speed on the backroads from Anderson to Clemson and treat myself to peach ice cream at the Ag Center.
People who know me as a Clemson fan are sometimes surprised to learn I only attended classes there for the spring semester of 1976, to get the credits I needed to transfer from Anderson College into journalism school. When Chapel Hill waitlisted me, newspaper friends persuaded me to pursue Mizzou.
So I never got a student pass to a Clemson game. As a kid, I got in free because my uncle had IPTAY passes and my mom's cousin was a Coke vendor who needed help unloading the steel soda cannisters. In 1970, I climbed a tree in the southeast corner of Death Valley to watch the rivalry game against South Carolina.
In my 40s, I covered Clemson sports for The Greenville News, and I suppressed some old-fashioned affection for the place. But there was no cheering in Bob Bradley's press box, and there was little to cheer about in the Tommy West era.
After I left Greenville and the newspaper business, I still enjoyed following Clemson football. I liked what Tommy Bowden and Dabo Swinney stood for. When the Tigers conquered Alabama for national championships in 2017 and 2019, I had the perspective of remembering the year after I enrolled at Clemson, the Red Elephants beat the Red Parkers 56-0. How far "we" had come!
Up here in Boone, I rarely miss a Clemson football game on TV. We even subscribed to the ACC Network. My boss at Samaritan's Purse is an Auburn man, so we treated each other to road trips when "our" teams played in 2016 (snap infraction!) and 2017.
But when Clemson played Penn State in the Pinstripe Bowl after Christmas, I opted out, went hiking, and missed the first quarter.
It's hard to feel invested in players who have no investment in the place that once meant so much to me. Several players skipped the bowl game because they didn't think it would help improve their NFL career. I'm glad that Dabo can brag about his graduation rate, but I wish he could recruit players who bleed orange and sweat loyalty.
Buying local, I started following Appalachian State, and I was at Penn State in 2018 when the Mountaineers nearly upset Micah Parson's team. Now, dozens of App players have "entered the transfer portal," giving Boone the cold shoulder after much prayer and delusion. (And what does it say about Clemson, that Appalachian gave Penn State the better game?)
The heartache here is not about the demise of Clemson or Appalachian football. It's that so many players don't stay long enough to learn the alma mater or savor the ice cream. If they don't care, why should I?
In the times we live in, I don't have an answer. Money ruined the game as soon as coaches started making millions. We should not be surprised that players became mercenaries. Conferences like the ACC have sold their soul to the likes of ESPN. They have no boundaries, geographical nor ethical. Clemson once benefitted from that in 2015, when the ACC had a vested interest in protecting the Tigers in the ACC championship game.
So who am I cheering for anymore? Empty shirts? Jerry Seinfeld offered some wisdom on that: "We're cheering for the laundry."
Pliny the Younger foreshadowed Seinfeld by 2,100 years when he covered Roman chariot races: “I am the more astonished that so many thousands of grown men should be possessed…with a childish passion to look at galloping horses and men standing upright in their chariots. If…they were attracted by the swiftness of the horses or the skill of the men, one could account for this enthusiasm. But it is the color of the tunic they favor. And if during the running the racers were to exchange colors, their partisans would change sides and instantly forsake the very drivers and horses whom they were just before clamorously cheering by name.”
So I never got a student pass to a Clemson game. As a kid, I got in free because my uncle had IPTAY passes and my mom's cousin was a Coke vendor who needed help unloading the steel soda cannisters. In 1970, I climbed a tree in the southeast corner of Death Valley to watch the rivalry game against South Carolina.
In my 40s, I covered Clemson sports for The Greenville News, and I suppressed some old-fashioned affection for the place. But there was no cheering in Bob Bradley's press box, and there was little to cheer about in the Tommy West era.
After I left Greenville and the newspaper business, I still enjoyed following Clemson football. I liked what Tommy Bowden and Dabo Swinney stood for. When the Tigers conquered Alabama for national championships in 2017 and 2019, I had the perspective of remembering the year after I enrolled at Clemson, the Red Elephants beat the Red Parkers 56-0. How far "we" had come!
Up here in Boone, I rarely miss a Clemson football game on TV. We even subscribed to the ACC Network. My boss at Samaritan's Purse is an Auburn man, so we treated each other to road trips when "our" teams played in 2016 (snap infraction!) and 2017.
But when Clemson played Penn State in the Pinstripe Bowl after Christmas, I opted out, went hiking, and missed the first quarter.
It's hard to feel invested in players who have no investment in the place that once meant so much to me. Several players skipped the bowl game because they didn't think it would help improve their NFL career. I'm glad that Dabo can brag about his graduation rate, but I wish he could recruit players who bleed orange and sweat loyalty.
Buying local, I started following Appalachian State, and I was at Penn State in 2018 when the Mountaineers nearly upset Micah Parson's team. Now, dozens of App players have "entered the transfer portal," giving Boone the cold shoulder after much prayer and delusion. (And what does it say about Clemson, that Appalachian gave Penn State the better game?)
The heartache here is not about the demise of Clemson or Appalachian football. It's that so many players don't stay long enough to learn the alma mater or savor the ice cream. If they don't care, why should I?
In the times we live in, I don't have an answer. Money ruined the game as soon as coaches started making millions. We should not be surprised that players became mercenaries. Conferences like the ACC have sold their soul to the likes of ESPN. They have no boundaries, geographical nor ethical. Clemson once benefitted from that in 2015, when the ACC had a vested interest in protecting the Tigers in the ACC championship game.
So who am I cheering for anymore? Empty shirts? Jerry Seinfeld offered some wisdom on that: "We're cheering for the laundry."
Pliny the Younger foreshadowed Seinfeld by 2,100 years when he covered Roman chariot races: “I am the more astonished that so many thousands of grown men should be possessed…with a childish passion to look at galloping horses and men standing upright in their chariots. If…they were attracted by the swiftness of the horses or the skill of the men, one could account for this enthusiasm. But it is the color of the tunic they favor. And if during the running the racers were to exchange colors, their partisans would change sides and instantly forsake the very drivers and horses whom they were just before clamorously cheering by name.”
'Laundry money'
In my sportswriting days, "laundry money" was a euphemism for an NCAA misdemeanor. In those seemingly innocent times, a college team could be punished for a financial gift from a coach to a student-athlete. The stereotypical excuse was that the student couldn't afford to wash his clothes, so a sympathetic coach gave him a roll of quarters for "laundry money." Or the coach could get a wrist-slap for giving a kid a jersey or other laundry.
If $10 could bribe a player back then, then college football is our worst example of inflation.
I was reminded of "laundry money" when Trinidad Chambliss sued the NCAA, saying he will lose millions of dollars if the NCAA "makes him turn pro."
Chambliss seems like a fine young man and an excellent college quarterback for the University of Mississippi, which likes to be called "Ole Miss." He might have been playing in Monday's national championship game against Indiana, except for an official who swallowed his whistle on a dramatic last-second play that might have been a Mississippi touchdown if not for the interference of a Miami defender.
College football fans have seen him on an AT&T commercial, where he's on a couch with family and friends as he answers a phone call: "I'd like to transfer to AT&T." Then he turns to a friend and wisecracks: "What did you think I was talking about?"
We thought you were transferring colleges, not carriers. We thought you had just sold out. (I'm disappointed in my sportswriting heirs who have failed to document how much he earned for that spot).
The gag pokes fun at the "transfer portal," where a player goes to restart his college career elsewhere. Chambliss, 23, has been there through the portal previously, and he might have gone there again this year, if not his eligibility questions. This is his fifth year in college, and he is not happy that the NCAA has denied his appeal to play a sixth year. College athletes are term-limited to four seasons, though the NCAA has made exceptions for COVID-era players, and there is at least one vagabond quarterback who has been approved for a seventh season (at a seventh different school).
Chambliss started his career at a Division II school in Michigan, Ferris State, where he won a national championship before transferring to Ole Miss. He was unable to play his first two seasons because of tonsillitis, so he is appealing for what would be his fourth season of competition. For those who are wondering about his progress toward a degree, Chambliss says he's on track to graduate in May. He's evidently an A student, but some of his credits from Ferris didn't transfer to Ole Miss. He had to catch up with a busy summer school.
Despite Chambliss' success on Saturdays the past two seasons, NFL scouts doubt that he's ready to compete on Sundays. College quarterbacks of his caliber earn $5 million or more. As an NFL rookie, he'd probably make only $2 million.
As they chant at Ole Miss: "Hotty Toddy!"
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