Once Upon a Time, Fake News Was Fun

 Friends know how nostalgic I am about newspapers and how sorry I am about what has become of them. I am a proud heir of the Fourth Estate, an ink-stained wretch who had a hand in writing the first draft of history in my corner of South Carolina.

 Back then, we could trust newspaper editors to filter out "fake news."

Asheville Citizen, March 27, 1911

  Nowadays, I get my newspaper fix from newspapers.com. It's not cheap, but it's no more expensive than an online subscription to my old newspaper. There's almost no local news in The Greenville News anymore—so either way, I'm missing last night's scores, the obituaries, and any news I can use. If I'm going to get outdated news either way, give me the classic version.

 Newspapers.com is an electronic archive of newspapers going back more than a century. It's way deeper than Google. Newspapers.com was a fountain of information when I was publishing The Stoneman Gazette, and was a rich resource for my centennial history on LeConte Lodge.

 And it occasionally reminds me of days when newspapering was fun. Such as this "Prize Lie of the Year" recently posted by my friend Terry Harmon.

 Sounds like a mountain yarn spun by by our beloved Ray Hicks. As much as I enjoy tales of old Boone, what caught my eye was the reference to the Mendacity Medal. Mendacity is one of my favorite words. Call someone mendacious, and there's a chance they might feel flattered. So what if they don't know that mendacity is lying? 

 I had never heard of the Mendacity Medal, so I looked it up on newspapers.com. The award was given tongue-in-cheek by the North Carolina Press Association to recognize creative fiction that was published as news. Evidently, it was intended to be presented over 10 years, but the only references I could find were in 1910 and 1911. The award medal, appropriately, included a "lyre."

 The Boone story was evidently written in response to the original Mendacity Medal winner: 

Durham Herald-Sun, June 11, 1910

 Here's another nominee from the Oxford (N.C.) Banner, July 29, 1911:

 I was glad to see the name Grit. When I was a kid, I remember ads for a national newspaper called Grit, "America's Greatest Family Newspaper," which thrived on far-fetched stories. I have to presume the Siler City Grit was born of the same spirit. Though that paper died long before Andy Griffith made Siler City famous, it was ahead of its time in terms of reporting fake news.

 The Siler City Grit won the 1911 medal for this story, which somehow defeated the Boone windpipes story. Evidently, the Grit editor, Isaac London, was the son of the Chatham Record editor.

 The Grit editor deserves bonus points for the clever line about pearls before swine (Matthew 7:6), though he missed an opportunity to invoke honey-glazed ham:

  Here's a 1910 clipping from The Greensboro Record. Who knows if the second item about the Wilkesboro man is mendacious? I think it is healthy to encourage readers to be skeptical. 

 These dubious stories appeared on the same page. The first of these might even have been a wink at the competing paper, the Greensboro Sun: